There's a Collie who lives on the farm next door
He's black and he's white and he's MEAN.
IAnd how ever I try too look out for him
he is never in sight to be seen.
But whenever I go for my usual walk
whether it's daytime or night.
That Collie comes boiling from out of the hedge.
and tells me to stand up and fight!

I try to avoid him as much as I caan
I sometimes stroll out by the rear.
But where ever I go he tears out of the hedge
and barking like mad grabs my ear!
Now it's true I am known as the friendliest sort
and I keep all my teeth to myself.
But as for that Collie that lives on the farm
I wish he'd leave his on the shelf!

I got very tired of his devious ways
so when I went out there last night.
I trampled him down and I growled in his ear
and I swear he went quite white with fright!
So now when I go for my usual walk
and I spot him there under the tree.
I just turn around and I give him my "look"....
and I think he is frightened of me.