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SIRE:
DAM:
BREEDER:	Ben & Pat Rzonca
DOB:

"Puppies Creed"
Author: Unkown

If I like it, it's mine...
If I can take it from you, it's mine..
If it is mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way...
If toys are out, they are mine..
If it is in my mouth, it is mine...
If I had it a little while, it is mine...
If it looks or smells like mine..IT IS MINE....
In fact-----anything I see is MINE!

Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants
Don't steal food or underpants
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair..
DON"T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR
Don't eat those peas, what IS this mush?
Eat your cookies, drink your drink
OUTTA the toilet, OUTTA the sink
AWAY FROM THE LITTER BOX, It's FOR THE CAT
and must you kiss me after that?
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny, but also quite crazy.
Don't despair through toil and the strife
Cause after three years, you'll get back YOUR life!
So let's go for walkies so you can do your "thing"
and just maybe I'll get back my good diamond ring.

• Flower bed = toilet
  
• Tulip = delicacy
  
• Rose bush = see tulip
  
• Tree bark = see tulip
  
• Newspaper = not a toilet;see tulip
  
• Cats = self propelled toys
  
• Mom's fingers and clothes = the best chew toys money can buy
  
• Refrigerator = a god that is to be worshipped and sat in front of many, many times throughout the day, even if no one is in the kitchen
  
• Food in bowl = air, to be inhaled in the same fashion
  
• Blanket for bed = chew toy
  
• Big plant outside the back door = bed
  
• Great big green lawn = not a toilet
  
• Newspaper = something to potty next to
• Dirt clod = see tulip
  
• Compost pile = smorgasboard
  
• Small children = Litter mates (its even better when they try and run away)
  
• Crying baby = someone to sing a duet with
  
• Safety gates = bad, very bad
  
• Leash = See safety gate
  
• Collar = see safety gate
  
• Puppy Toys = not as fun as baby toys
  
• Couch = dog bed
  
• Human's favorite chair = see couch
  
• Human's lap = see couch
  
• Anywhere in particular where you want to be = see couch
  
• Toilet = water dish
  
• Cat litter box = candy store
  
• Birdseed = dog food
  
• People food = see birdseed
  
• Baby food = see birdseed
  
• Fake plastic Easter grass = same as outdoor grass
  
• Outdoor grass = toilet
  
• My new brothers tail = tug toy
  
• My new brothers chest = tug toy
  
• My new brothers lips ad ears= tug toy
  
• NO! = my shadow's name, cause every time I hear it, he's there
  

1. The bulldog is not allowed the run of the house.
2. Okay, the bulldog is allowed to roam in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The bulldog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The bulldog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the bulldog is allowed on all furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the bulldog is allowed on the bed, but by invitation only.
7. The bulldog can sleep on the bed whenever it wants, but under the covers.
8. The bulldog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The bulldog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the bulldog.